Jewish Mercenaries

A term used for US police officers. Mostly because jews run everything today.
This word was used by Paul Miller AKA Gypsycrusader to describe cops.

The "Jewish Mercenaries" don't serve you anymore
You're a jewish mercenary!

by MendicantBB August 15, 2021

National wear merch day

October 20th is national wear merch day. This day means if you bought merch from a rapper or YouTuber or anything.. this is the day you should wear any of that stuff! It doesn’t matter who or what it is just as long as it merch. Go crazy with it if you have to! Make is not match if you have you just wear that merch!!!!!!!

Dude tomorrow is national wear merch day. wear you’re David dobrik hoodie!!

by David tomorrow October 15, 2018

Floaticorn Bottle Merchant

Someone that bottles a substantial lead in a video game.

OMG we were 5-0 up in this rocket league game. It’s now 6-5 in overtime. We’re such Floaticorn Bottle Merchants.

by Floaticorn November 13, 2021

Mercedas

Good in bed so good in fact that it boarders on professional they tend to be Hot, smart, usually a go getter, having large breasts. A preppy cheerleader in body but a caring loving person at heart.

wow did you see that Mercedas?
yeah she's hot.

by tccollegeboy February 4, 2009

Stephen Merchant

British director, writer, comedian, actor. Created the short film Seedy Boss for BBC which became The Office on BBC and later worldwide production and acclaim.

Writer/Director/Actor in Extras for BBC and HBO. Co-Producer of The Ricky Gervais Show Podcasts and HBO animations. Writer/Director/Actor in An Idiot Abroad 1 & 2 on Discovery Science Channel. Writer/Director/Actor in Life's Too Short, BBC and HBO; Standup Comedy Tour 2011-2012 UK and US Hello Ladies, many film credits including Hall Pass, Tooth Fairy, Gnomeo & Juliet, Run Fatboy Run, Hot Fuzz and other British TV appearances.

smhelloladies stephen merchant smerch

by slabyrinth January 26, 2012

Merc Checked

Getting your ass wooped in something no matter what kind of competition it is.

Yo, Steve i just straight merc checked that deuchbag.

by funbags1000balls August 5, 2008

merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.

So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.

by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 9, 2009