matishing

to fish for a significant other with brains

I'll be matishing at tonight's press conference.

by blancadillo January 25, 2023

machism

Supremacy of the male sex, supremacy of masculinity and inferiorization of the female sex.

I am against machism.

by WWW9999 March 13, 2023

machism

Ambidextrous sexism: supremacy of male sex, supremacy of masculinity, inferiority of female sex and widespread hatred of female sex.

I hate machism.

by Roscanbi March 21, 2023

Mathilde Mook

The most spectacular fantastic fancy ice cream cone. You are not the best fish in the sea (no offence) but you still gracious amazing fantastic cool bossy strict mean lovely nice kind pretty beautiful beauty diamond clumsy shimmering shimmery EST person I know. You always have bad luck whatever you do! So here is some good luck💲💵🌈

1. You’re the bravest person I know! I wish I was more like you.
2. You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone…with sprinkles.
3. You’re the sweetest—you don’t have a mean bone in your body do you?
4. Talking to you is like a breath of fresh air.

#Not copy & pasted

"Mathilde Mook is a weird girl. You will always see her strutting her thing though."

by Matilda Mook March 30, 2023

Mathing

The action of doing math, typically used when joking

“Please don’t bother me, I’m mathing.”

by Frenchie! April 8, 2023

matisse

a word for celebration, anger, embarrassmed, saddens, tiredness, constipation, croganess, and fatigue

Matisse!

by HAILEYBAYLEY April 20, 2023

Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023