mathematics major

A synonym for unemployment

A: I'm a mathematics major and I'm unemployed.

B: You don't need to say that twice.

by CykaIvanBoris November 17, 2017

Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

mashed

Mashed is a word which describes a person who has just completed a difficult task and is feeling great.

bro ur so mashed! i hope you remain like that after every exam

by Onamah May 8, 2018

Mathew Adams

“Define Mathew:
Ugly
Stupid
Sexist
Tiny eyes
Has never (will) never get a girl friend

Bully
Starts drama
Makes people feel bad

“ ewwwwwww look there’s Mathew Adams gross my poor eyes I can’t see anymore”!!!!🤨😡😒

by Gruby.geo May 8, 2018

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

MATHEMAGICIAN

somebody who is so fucking incredibly good at math that it begins to get a little retarded.

"Karl" yuh, wassaaaa, why is Quentin such a fucking mathemagician???
"Jacquie" IDK, he is so retarded.
"Karl" IKR

by JINKYT November 4, 2018

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018