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3. Awesomest blue eyes.
4. Only 5ft 6in!
5. Known for his energetic stage performances.
6. He's currently engaged.
7. Born June 9, 1978
8. Some funny quotes include: 1. "Floccinaucinihilipilification"
2. "I'm too short to be sexy."
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body possibly can. And maybe, maybe just a little bit more.
arms frantically with a grin on their face. No matter where you go or what you do, they will always love
you, and every moment of pain you two share will turn into something amazing inside of your souls.
It is called the 'Perfect Match' because, no matter what terrible things befall you both, you will always
become stronger, and nothing, not even death, can stop it. They're the kind of person who, just by
existing, makes you want to run a little faster during exercise, drive a little safer on your way to work,
eat a little healthier every morning so that you can grow old and help raise your grandkids together, and
each little thing eventually becomes worked together so that you yourself can love them more and become
that same amazing person in their life as well. If there were any way to repay them for all they did and do
for you, it would be to live with them for the rest of your life and give back to them every second your aging
body possibly can. And maybe, maybe just a little bit more.
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"What do you mean?"
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-"I'm going to stab you."
"BUT HE STOLE MY FOOD."
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"Do they have to?"
"What do you mean?"
"I've known them since we were all kids. They're soul mates."
-"Why are Mom and Dad so happy all the time?"
"You're still a little kid. You wouldn't get it."
"But..."
"They're soul mates. Wouldn't you be happy all the time if the awesomest person in the world ever was always with you?"
-"I'm going to stab you."
"BUT HE STOLE MY FOOD."
"Don't care. Stop looking at him like that and I'll put down the fork."
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