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Middle School

Going in-
Sound's fucked up, but how hard can two years be?
First week-
WHAT DID I DO WITH THE PAPER WITH MY LOCKER COMBO ON IT!? WHERE'S THE NEXT CLASS!? WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DETENTIONS!?!?
Next few months-
Yeah, yeah, I get it. I don't like Ke$ha. Who the fuck cares?
At the end of the first school year-
FINALLY!
Going in again-
Last year was bad, but I can survive another year.
First week of 8th-
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!? YOU LEAVE ME CUZ I DON'T LISTEN TO ENOUGH HIP HOP!? AND NOW YOU WANNA FIGHT!?!?!?
Next few months-
Get me the Hell out of here.
Going out-
I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN FLY! I CAN JUMP ONTO A SKYSCRAPER! I CAN- oh, fuck, High School.
Middle School sucks if you don't fit in.
Middle School sucks if you fit in.
by Lucio Soph August 29, 2010
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Middlebrook Hot

Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation less attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive girls acquiring boys who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors not taken up by Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.
Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.

Guy 2: No way man, we saw her and she was Middlebrook hot, you were so trashed.
by chahenE February 10, 2010
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middle-name

verb (middle-naming, middle-named)

used to describe the act of calling someone by their first and second names, usually to repremand them.
Did you get in trouble for last night?
Yeah, I even got middle-named.
by Stefanie January 18, 2005
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Middle School

A place where you are unwillingly sent to, to be ripped apart by your equals.
The first few weeks are fine but by december you want to go to sleep and see infinite nothingness
Your teachers will give you a crap ton of 3-hour long homework, tell you its not bad, and get mad if you don't do it
Your peers from elementary school all change. Some get mean, some get new friends and ditch you, and some give out all your secrets and talk about you behind your back.
The Average middle school "Relationship" Lasts 2 weeks to a month.
Lunch WOULD be the only good time if teachers didn't stalk you in the lunch room.
You are forced to read boring books like "The Prince and the Pauper" and "The Giver"
Everyone is a jerk.
Drama is in every damn locker.
If you're lucky you become an outcast in middle school and don't have to deal with half of this.
Anon1: Man i wish i was anon
Anon2: Why do you want to be anon
Anon1: hes an outcast he doesnt have to deal with this Middle School drama
Anon2: ;-;
by ThwipGuy April 24, 2013
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Middle child

Is the least favorite child. Only acknowledged for their miss deeds. Holds all potential but is still overshadowed by the youngest and oldest child.
Middle child: Could you pass the-
Youngest child: Today I saw a cool car.
by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020
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Carter Middle School

Carter middle school is a school filled with hoes and nerds. You get one not both. Most of the kids have a juul and weed. If you like drama Carter is the place for you.
Where can I get weed for cheap.

Carter middle school has some hookups
by Nope_Nah November 4, 2018
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Baldwin Middle School

The trashiest, crustiest, most fucked up school in the U S of A.
by King Brannon May 9, 2019
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