Matthew Schweitzer

A Very hot guy with an amazing personality. He is athletic, but loves to spend a lot of his time playing video games. He treats his girlfriend like a princess and is what every girl looks for in a guy. He is weird but is also very funny!
Damn Matthew Schweitzer is hot.
by ILoveYou3269 February 27, 2013
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Matthew

A fucktard that gets mad a you for fucking no reason THAT MOTHERFUCKER I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS BUT NO FUCK YOU MATTHEW
“Hey matthew” “shut upMatthew the bitch says
by Internet persona February 07, 2019
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is matthew gay

NO HE LOVES WOMEN HE LOVES ANIME TIDDES
by defo not matteo January 28, 2021
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Matthew Heba

A super short kid, usually not good looking
"Hey, did you see that guy over there? He's a total Matthew Heba!" "OMG gross!"
by okokalrigh July 28, 2018
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Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.
Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.
by Awesomeness2.0 December 09, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew typically has a penis that is 2inches long while hard and is a hoe. He is not liked by many girls or guys because he is a pervert and no one knows if he’s gay or not
Man dude, did you see matthew get buttfucked last night?
by Matthews lover October 11, 2018
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Matthew Mcconaugay

Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.
Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!

Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho

Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on

Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!
by Kyndel and Jah'kay March 04, 2010
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