Lewdie Logic

A technique used by any asshole Lewdie and involves a play on words to prove they are right in any argument Logic.

Mike is such a prick! He always uses Lewdie Logic in an attempt to prove he is right. What a loser!

by Mike Oxmall April 20, 2006

logik

A misspelling of 'logic' due to a large amount of shitty cock occupying the mouth and/or hands at the time of your 23 hour sessions on SE.

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

EDiot Logic

The bizzare fucked up logic of someone who is a member of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and one who believes everything on the ED Wiki to be true and disregards real facts as sperging.

Calls out other people and calls them retarded for doing something that on circles outside of ED would be perfectly reasonable.

Also hating sites like Thatguywiththeglasses because they make more money than ED does.

"EDiot Logic sure is fucked up."

by MM132 September 12, 2012

X-Logic

A typical Christian BS excuse for anything that doesn't make sense.

Any Church reasoning that X-tards believe is of or relating to god that makes sense of an unknown variable.

Short for Christ-Logic,

much like X-mas is short for Christmas.

Example 1:
A person is in the Hospital, for some Heart Issues, they are going to have heart surgery. Either two things are going to happen, they live thru it or die.

Let's say they die, the X-Logic is that god needs them in Heaven for some divine purpose.

Let's say they live, then god needs them for missionary work on Earth.

Example 2:
A Buddhist Temple suffers damage from a Hurricane, X-Logic would say that God did the damage to their false idol ways, however when a Church burns down or gets obliterated by a storm, the X-logic suggests that god is testing them or Mother Nature did it, but never god.

by Black Plowman October 8, 2011

whore logic

When a guy backs out of plans he made with his buddies in order to spend more time with his girl. A concept that is generally unacceptable except by someone who is as dumb as a stupid, stupid whore.

"Sorry you guys, I'm going to have to head out early. My girlfriend wants to go to a movie tonight."

"Aww, come on man! That's whore logic!"

by somerandomguy59 February 5, 2010

logicport

The definition of the word "logicport" is the handle of a "1337" "hacker"

Anyone heard of the hacker "logicport"

by logicport August 27, 2003

Logisticate

to provide the vision and overall direction for a task that will be completed by other people.

The Laundry will be picked up, sorted, pretreated, washed, dried, folded, pressed, hung and then delivered same day as per your wishes, but I'll be sure to check in with the team ahead of time to logisticate.

by David Noblez January 13, 2009