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Political Lesbian

A belief by women who are so undesirable by everyone usually due to some combination of bad attitude, unpleasantness, wanting to use someone as arm candy, and generally being fat and unhygienic that they become political lesbians, encouraging bi chicks to not date men or strait women to become lesbian. There are generally two types of these women, first type are strait but they are undesirable to men so they want to get revenge on the men whomst refused to date men by converting as many women as possible to be lesbians. The second type is lesbians who are fat and creep on non-obese lesbians whomst hope to convert strait women to lesbian so they can take advantage of someone not familiar with lesbian dating, known to target especially inexperienced women or women on the autism spectrum. Legbeard bi women usually don't end up here since they alternate between hating men and woman depending on the gender of the last crush to reject them was.
lesbian 1: don't date her, she is a political lesbian type 1 she just wants revenge on men
bi chick: what of Karen, she asked me out?
lesbian 1: don't date her either she is a political lesbian type 2, she will just use you for arm candy to prove she is the fat chick whomst can get the attractive lesbians.
by TheS August 15, 2022
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Penis van Lesbian

An actor who changed his name to Dick van Dyke.
Penis van Lesbian changed his name to Dick van Dyke.
by xp649 January 31, 2019
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Lesbian Sex

It's great...
But if you are a man/woman/potato looking for a smut story, look somewhere else. Also pls don't come in here just looking to get wet or hard, ok? This is not that type of website...
Please just remember that this is a DICTIONARY website, not a porn site... look somewhere else for that..
And just because I have to mention it, lesbian sex ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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lesbian texting

Texting excessively with a response rate of no longer than 45 seconds
Sherri isn't going to be friends with Joe anymore because he's awful at lesbian texting
by Jchm April 12, 2017
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lesbian apocalypse

Lesbian apocalypse is when every lesbian on tiktok follow eachother and have a lesbian profile picture
“hey did you hear about the lesbian apocalypse
“yeah!! We're gonna overthrow the government, lesbian world domination!!!”
by sigmafemale69 June 1, 2022
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Not lesbian approved

When a lesbian or bi-girl doesn't like another girl because she's not her type. (keep in mind the other girl might not even go that way, but if this girl is vain, it's the principle)

called n.l.a. for short or l.a. for lesbian approved, which is the opposite.
When someone looked on my Tagged page and wanted to talk to my play sister and not me, I was like WTF? I'm straight, but why doesn't she like me? lol maybe she only likes light skinned girls or something. I guess I'm just not lesbian approved.
by PrincessR November 26, 2009
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lesbian prison rape

not unheard of in prisons, dildos are smuggled in inside prisoners' pussys. the lesbian prison rape is carried out by causing the "victim" to drop their soap in the showers and, when they bend over to pick it up, ramming them up the ass with a dildo.
aargh beii that way some rich shit nigga lesbian prison rape fuck going doooooooooooown

tell me bout it mush, that bitch's ass got fucked up!

true, true
by buswanka November 21, 2010
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