stanky leg

A dirty, diseased, bad smelling penis or the penis of a man who has been screwing everybody.

I don't understand why dis nigga thank I want his stanky leg. I'm celibate.

by Candy Pumpkin July 20, 2017

leg penetration

the act of sticking a hand in between the back of a thigh and calve. can use a rubbing motion

Her leg was chaffed from all the leg penetration she got last night.

by courtanee April 21, 2008

bicycle legs

Where the shins and calves are mottled with various bruises, nicks, and scrapes due to bicycle pedals gone awry. This can happen on any type of bicycle where the user is sloppy about getting their feet situated on the pedals. A special instance might be trying to get one's feet back on spinning fixie pedals.

I've got a bad case of bicycle legs after last night's critical mass so I probably shouldn't wear a skirt to church tomorrow.

by scoobiewu April 25, 2009

Cake Leg

Verb: To get hit in the ankle with an object.

To Cake Leg - The act of kicking someone in the ankle with the sole of the foot, so as to cause pain. (always with a humorous intent)

Getting Cake Legged - To get hit in the ankle with any object.

"He wasn't looking, so I totally went up and Cake Legged him."

"I was trying to pull off a pop shove-it on my skateboard, and I totally Cake Legged myself with it."

by Fireworks in Minnesota June 9, 2009

Banana Legs

When someone's leg is split in half, separating the tibia and fibula up through the knee. Resulting in the appearance of 4 legs in total

Alex P was in a pretty bad car accident. He had banana legs.

by T10Alliance December 20, 2010

leg shot

The act of premature ejaculation of a male upon the leg of the female partner before intercourse.

Also, a noun, usually an insult.

"God, wasn't he his father's leg shot?"

by Homerette May 26, 2008

Softball Legs

A person who's legs look like they've been filled with softballs.

"Hey Nerdman, nice softball legs!"

by User 704 May 26, 2019