dumb liberal

a dumb liberal is probably some dumbass high schooler or middle aged person that has nothing better to do but to try to prove that eating animals is wrong even tho they can’t go a week without getting a big mac from mcdonald’s

stop being a dumb liberal and just accept the fact you can’t let go of meat

by ziel April 12, 2023

left click liberal

Someone who is secretly a republican, but is VERY liberal online.

Hey, bro.. you hook up with that left click liberal yet?

by zee_meister April 18, 2017

Yee Yee Liberal

A liberal that grew up in the country. This liberal will tend to fish and hunt, and is usually pro-gun, but also pro-choice. Yee Yee!!

Alyssa: "Did you see that Elise wore that Biden shirt to school?? I thought she was pro-guns?"
Cameron: "She's one of those Yee Yee Liberals"

by Bidensballs April 28, 2021

Harry Potter Liberal

Term describing liberals with little knowledge of politics offering their opinion on various topics relying instead on a sense of right and wrong taken with little thought from popular culture films and books such as Harry Potter.

Yo why they talking about the war in Ukraine like they ever took notice of politics before?
They a Harry Potter liberal. They think a kids book about good and evil is enough to understand the issue.

by darkcloud007 February 10, 2022

Krispy Kreme Liberal

A person who is so out of touch with reality that they believe Krispy Kreme donuts are fire and they believe Hilary didn’t delete the emails.

“Guys like Gurpreet are what we call Krispy Kreme Liberals. He thinks Kamala is good at something.”

by Gurpreet da Kreme September 21, 2022

bleeding-heart liberal

an individual and idealist who at times espouses very reasonable, perhaps even thoughtful, political inclinations but whose lack of character and unsubstantiated smugness make any discourse they may embrace largely unpalatable to any self-respecting citizen.

Self-respecting citizen #1 "Well, I half agree with Tom (a bleeding-heart liberal) on that one. But Jesus, I just can't get over him wafting his own farts towards his nose like that."

Self-respecting citizen #2 "You know, i thought that was slightly odd too...."

by iamthedawgthebigbaddawg January 13, 2011

stupid liberal

An oxymoron. See smart republican.

My uncle said John Kerry was a war hero and would make an excellent commander in chief in comparison to George W. Bush, who dodged service in 'Nam and snorted cocaine. What a stupid liberal.

by supaDISC November 27, 2004