josh hales

A person resembling the typical brown chess player sharing characteristics with a donkey such as extreme stubbornness. A Josh Hales usually will own very sexual clothing such as a man thong and have high levels of leg hair. A Josh Hales is usually part of a secret government agency and fights crime on a regular basis. The key thing to remember about A Josh Hales is that he is not attracted to males or females, his sexual preferences are towards salmon.

Guy 1: That guy totally looks like a pro chess player, i will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.

Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales

Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon

by The apple core reb October 13, 2013

Josh dun

A lyric from the songs The Judge & Morph.

1.Not done,

Not done,

Josh dun,

2.Na na na na oh oh

Na na na na oh oh

Na na na na oh oh

(4:25josh dun)

Na na na na oh oh

by Love dislexia January 23, 2019

Josh Thole

The very very very sexy catcher for the New York Mets.

Person 1: Josh Thole is playing in todays Mets game.
Every girl in New York: OMGGG I have to watch!!!

by Manddda July 26, 2012

Dirty Josh

The act of having an enormously large unhuman sized shlong

'I really would like a dirty Josh right now'

by josh.has.a.massive.penis August 2, 2021

josh ramsay

The talented lead singer of the Canadian pop punk band-Marianas Trench. He's funny, sweet, hot, and young.

Great catch if you ask me!

Me-Oh my god, Josh ramsay is so funny!
My friend-I know and hes hot to boot!

by Sheepy Fluff September 30, 2007

Josh Silver

Josh Silver aka Beefy Bert, he is absoultly shit at Cod BO4 and has never been good at fortnite, he has never been outside and the only time you ever see him i ensure you that he will have a big boner because of his fish and will reply "erm ... i dunno".

Josh Silver spent £60 on Roblox and bums 7 year olds

by knowleseydog October 29, 2018

Josh Klinghoffer

Josh Klinghoffer is a shy, mousy haired guitarist who used to play for the Red Hot Chili Peppers (replacing John Frusciante). Klinghoffer plays with his own band Dot Hacker and as a solo artist under the name Pluralone. Josh is endearing with a Burtonesque look ; skittish, lanky, and pale. He comes off as terribly quiet but is surprisingly friendly and has a way of looming around a stage like a cloud. Unlike John, he tends to go unnoticed because of his underwhelming presence but, Josh is still unique and special. You just have to have a good pair of ears to understand him and his message.

"Josh Klinghoffer was great in the Chili Peppers despite what others may think"

by pennylane1973 June 29, 2020