Ron Jeremy

One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow)

He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.

Ron: Suck my dick!

Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.

Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*

Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*

by HarryPothead February 20, 2004

ron jeremy

a clone of mario, except he has sex with everyone BUT the princess

"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"

by PhantoMatt January 29, 2007

Ron Jeremy

A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.

I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004!

by Nik January 30, 2004

Ron Jeremy

An unattractive man with an absurdly large penis.

"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy!"

"Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy."

"I accidentally brushed up against a hobo's leg on the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy! Who knew?"

by thejennysituation September 5, 2009

Ron Jeremy

A Guy that can suck his own dick. Ron Jeremy did it in a hammock in an old porn video!

Hadi hurt his back trying to pull off a Ron Jeremy.

by Paul in Dubai March 28, 2009

eating eggs like jeremy irons

when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.

I'm eating eggs like jeremy irons

by ronnie_e September 23, 2009

Ron-Jeremy-Roll

the act of only rolling a condom past the tip/head of your penis, to avoid the boring feeling of sex inside of a piece of rubber. Made famous by Porn legend Ron Jeremy

"I didnt want to wear a condom, but since I had to, I just did the Ron-Jeremy-Roll and got it poppin".

by Johnny Dangerus July 10, 2010