Pulling a Jack Bauer

Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice

-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer

Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer

by Ana M. November 7, 2007

Jack Attack

When you’re laying in bed and your horny so you fuck your pillow, cum all over the pillow then proceed to flip it over and go to sleep

“Man did you boys ever fuck the shit outta your pillow as a kid?”
“No cunt that’s fucked”
“Nah well it’s good as, was doing it last night”
“You’re fucked up Jack”
“Nah I call it the Jack Attack”

by Bbbbaaaz September 3, 2019

Jack in the Box

When your fucking a girl (usually doggy style) and your boy is in the closet jerking off then he runs out and busts a nut on her face.

Yo man this Bitch gave me the Kangaroo so I got her with a Jack in the Box.

by DC April 10, 2004

Jack Shit

An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.

You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.

by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009

Jack Whitehall

Young british comedian who represents the personification of what unfunny is.

This film, 'Epic Movie', is very Jack Whitehall.

by japan air December 31, 2010

jack squat

not anything, absolutely nothing

I know jack squat about thermodynamics.

by piewire September 19, 2003

lighter jack

verb.

To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.

Who lighter jacked me?

by Paul Rael September 30, 2011