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Jockeying

When your wrap your legs around a women's waist from behind her, lick up her neck, and slowly shove your tongue down her ear, whilst riding her like a jockey from left for dead 2
"nah dude, don't talk to that bitch, I heard she let a dude 'jockey' her and record it bro"

"Did you end up smashing that girl last night"

"Yeah bro I was jockeying the fuck out that bitch"
by Skinny White Pimpin May 24, 2020
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Scrap Jockey

Someone who believes a custodian of a classic vehicle requires shooting due to having not taken care of the vehicle to the point it has deteriorated over the years perhaps in a field or yard but yet has no problem with the other majority of folk who scrapped the same model of vehicle back in the day when it was worthless, and fails to see that some car, be it only good for the vin tags, RHD gear or glass or perhaps restoration, is better than no car.
...Cuthbert, posting photos on social media of your garden cars is going to open you up to loads of Scrap Jockeys giving you negative comments!...
by dialup2001 September 23, 2020
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Scrap Jockey

Someone who moans about the owners of cars that are left laying unused and the fact the owner won't sell them but is fine with the majority of people who scrapped them when they were worthless
Posting pics of the cars in my garden will bring out the scrap jockeys
by dialup2001 September 25, 2020
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Slobber Jockey

Someone who is very generous with their saliva when making out, and at times when using tongue with drip spit.
"Dude, that girl at the bar was so hot but she was such a Slobber Jockey!"
by CjWolfman July 21, 2013
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Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.
"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"
by TheCarrotMurderer September 1, 2013
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attitude jockey

someone who is constantly stand offish and unhelpful

first noted among some computer systems guys who know their own field and want to keep it to themselves

they ride on a horse called attitude which is always a loser
when asked a question by someone who is learning, an attitude jockey will say 'what you don't know that?' forgetting that they didn't know before they learnt it
by swfella February 23, 2011
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Nail Jockey

a real professional at their trade, a Nail Jockey knows her way around a full set. Not just your average nail tech but a bona fide prodigy! This manicure queen is always on top of the latest trends makin sure u leave the salon with the illest nails around!
girl im going to see dat nail jockey on 5th, my nails always be lookin tight!
by dejayjay March 23, 2011
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