internet attractive

a person who is attractive by internet standards, but unattractive out in the real world

person-1~Did you meet up with that chick you met on myspace?
person-2~ Yea, but it turns out she was just internet attractive.

by tictacornge February 1, 2008

Internet Virgin

Someone Who has never watch porn on the internet

Person#1. Aye have you seen any good porn site.
Person#2.No I don't do that shit.
Person#1.You never saw a porn site.......U are a internet virgin.

by SEAMOORENUTTS June 19, 2009

internet tourettes

A condition characterized by the uncontrollable quoting of Youtube videos and other internet memes, at appropriate or inappropriate times.

A. "wow, some guy started trolling our dorm's email list."
B. "I'm not trollin'! I am boxxee, you see? :D :D :D "
A. "wow, you have serious internet tourettes."
B. "LOOOOVE!!!"

A. "Hey, how many cupcakes do we have left?"
B. "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!"
C. "MORE CUPCAKES THAN YOUR STOMACH HAS ROOM FOR!!!!"
A. "....."

by pantsy mcpantserson June 10, 2010

Internet Explorer

1) The world's worst web browser, that people with no technology knowledge (see also: n00b) use because they don't know better.

2) The web browser I'm NOT using to submit this definition. (see also: Mozilla)

3) teh suxorz

1) Dude, are you using Internet Explorer? Wow, you must LIKE spyware!
2) Inferior to Mozilla
3) Analogy- Sugar and Water:Mosquitoes::IE::Spyware

by llamapalooza87 June 20, 2004

internet disease

A picture of a person who lokks more attractive than they usually are, mostly seen in black or with blurish effects.
Though it may be hard to resist, try not to look at it too hard, or you'll tend to like he or she. (mostly a her)

On myspace some girl looks so hot...
but when I met her at school I threw up in her face...
found out it was internet disease

by Ihavnoname January 3, 2006

internet whores

Internet whores are women looking for for a long term relationship by posting pictures of themselves as whores on the net.There is a subspecies of whore that is into casual sex, but has too many young kids at home to go to the bar. No self esteem and a rash that will not go away is often the result of visiting a one of these skanks.

He Billy I told you to put a sock on, if you were going to bang those internet whores.

by Johny Skanked September 25, 2006

Internet anytime minutes

What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.

T-roy looked at the clock and said, "Well, boys, I have two hours left to do absolutely nothing! The web don't surf itself! It's time to use up some of my Internet anytime minutes to look busy!"

by G Lo August 5, 2004