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by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003
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West Texas Handshake

A sexual act in which a person inserts four fingers into his/her partner and then sucks thier exposed thumb. This act is very popular in Western Texas.
Smokey: Wanna do some oxys and fuck?
T Boogey Whatup: Yeah Boy! Let me get a West Texas Handshake in front of my captain geeg.
by Giddy-Up Tony September 29, 2010
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Banana Handshake

Kenny's wife walked in on him doing the banana handshake.
by hunred_dollar_Bill February 6, 2010
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Dutch Handshake

The act of discretely cupping a fart in your hand and then pretending to offer to shake someone’s hand. As the hand is offered in pseudo-friendship it is jerked swiftly upwards and the crumbly air biscuit is thrown into the face of the recipient.
"Nice to meet you Mr Smith" said Mr Brown as he discretely cupped his fart. "Nice to meet you too" said Mr Smith, holding out his hand in greeting. The exchange is sealed by a Dutch Handshake as Mr Brown offers his hand, only to throw the gaseous faeces into Mr Smith’s face at the last second.
by Heady71 January 31, 2008
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Handshake

Player 1 : That was a awesome head shot *shakes*
Player 2 : thanks, wha i dont even get $5 for that?
by Foug January 18, 2004
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Dutch Handshake

The act of blowing your nose into your hand and getting it all snotty and wet and giving a guy a hand job. They are commonly done in the winter in Holland because many people have runny noses at that time of year.
I had a runny nose so I gave this dude a Dutch Handshake!
by aliastierny March 9, 2007
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hardstyle handshake

Gay sex technique popular in the Hardcore Music Scene. Usually the respective singers of two bands will get down on one knee facing each other and clasp hands. The rest of the band/bands will line up behind them and pose for a picture, right before an oral gangbang of the two dudes on their knees holding hands.

Note* if you see two guys doing the hardstyle handshake WITHOUT a group of guys lined up behind them, this is usually an indicator that they are looking to blow at least 4 guys

Q: what's up with that retarded handshake those two guys are doin in front of those other guys?

A: they are getting ready to blow all those guys, and they just wanna hold hands while they do it. I think they really like each other. Its called the hardstyle handshake or something.
by paultergeist April 2, 2014
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