how big are you

1)meaning to the extent of the size of your penis.

2)they want ur cock inside of their rim hole

when someone ask you this question how big are you? then it menas that he wants to have raging buttsex with ur rim hole

by brian buttsex machine March 27, 2009

How's that?

A phrase used repeatedly to deflate an infuriated or excited person. More effective the more realistically interested and naive of the answer the user sounds. It is commonly used in cases where guilt or the obvious wish to be ignored.

1: WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!
2: How's that?
1: AN ASTEROID!
2: How's that?
1: CRASHING DEATH AND FIRE ANnd terror and clouds and and...
2: Want a piece of cherry pie?

1: You drank all the milk you asshole!
2: How's that?
1: I saw you!
2: How's that?
1: With my eyes!
2: How's that?
1: Fucking optics! Or cornias or...or something...
2: Want some water?

by Pellion August 1, 2009

How’s the kids?

A subtle way of noticing a girls ta ta’s without sexually harassing her. Usually the girl is unaware that they are talking about her boobs.

“Hey how’s the kids?”
“what kids?”
*group of boys laugh then walk away*

by succadicca January 26, 2019

how do we make it go away

What James' Dad says when burying a dead hooker or trying to resolve any difficult situation.

"We have three dead hookers in our bathtub!"

"How do we make it go away?"

by James Cardwell April 4, 2008

How Ya Doin'

A friendly greeting. If used too heavily, it may become quite a nuisance to both the user and the people who are forced to listen to it. Another side-effect is answering any and all questions or demands with the phrase. A case study found that if the phrase is depended on too greatly, it may become a song, or in some cases a rap. This phrase can also be given an extra amount of greatness by adding my genuine "uhpt" to the beginning or end of it. *WARNING* If you know someone who is using this phrase, it is probably best to tell him to get mental help. If he/she continues to say the phrase, your the listener will begin to use it. and eventually you will both spontaneously combust...Uhpt!

In this example we will use Jimme "Barf" Wotzen and his friend Adam Pardigo

Adam: "Sup dude, how have you been?"

Jimme: "Uhhpt, How ya doin'."

Adam: "Good, hows the family?"

Jimme: "How ya doin."

Adam: "What?"

Jimme: "How ya doin."

by The Original Uhpt March 17, 2012

how to make your dick big

If you searched this up then you are a sad man with a tiny tiny penis

how to make your dick big is for chumps

by jbsduhdsuv February 5, 2017

How To Say Justin Bieber

a useless video that is posted on over 3000 definitions on urban dictionary, for some strange reason. People go to the video to dislike it and put comments like "thumbs up if urbandictionary sent you here again"

when i was looking up definitions for "black metal", i was NOT looking for how to say justin bieber

by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011