dvd gnomes

Small creatures that are never seen but commonly known for stealing DVDs.

They are said to be close cousins to the underpants gnomes.

"Have you see my "insert dvd name here" DVD?"
"No... I haven't'"
"Hmmmm..... must have been those darn DVD Gnomes again....."

by edgedogg December 17, 2015

evan gomez

Evan Gomez may not be the smartest or the tallest, but he is definely a ladies man. He is very good looking and will always have hoes and money.

Evan Gomez is very cute and pulls of all the girls

by Kaine May 20, 2018

chloe gomez

Chloe Gomez is a beautiful girl she acts like a bitch if you get on her bad side but other than that she is a kind person you just got to get to know her she is a little wild ;) she will love you with all her heart and be loyal she will do anything for you she will always put you before herself and you will regret leaving her cause she is the most beautiful and kind person you will ever meet she is one of a kind she is also a sensitive person so be carful to not hurt her heart.

Chloe Gomez is a beautiful girl she acts like a bitch if you get on her bad side but other than that she is a kind person you just got to get to know her she is a little wild ;) but she will love you will all her heart and be loyal she will do anything for you she and will always put you before herself and you will regret leaving her cause she is the most beautiful and kind person you will ever meet she is on of a kind she is also a sensitive person so be carful to not hurt her heart to bad.

by Chloe Gomez June 1, 2018

Cigarette gnomes

A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.

"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"

"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"

by Tobacc co August 5, 2018

Anus Gnome

When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.

I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome

by Werycf October 30, 2018

Selena Gomez

She is verrrrrry pretty. She also sings very well and I'm sure she has a nice personality.

Me : Omg! I love that girl over there!
Friend : Yeah! Totally! She's just like Selena Gomez!

by jernvds November 23, 2018

sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson

The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.

by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018