Douche Goose

when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.

Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!

by Juju and olive April 14, 2012

goose

an alchoholic drink made of juice and goon (usually white goon and orange juice)there are also other types of said drink such as gift (lift and goon)or any soft drink with goon (that dont make you throw up)

last week end blake was so trashed, him and the footy boys went out and got goosed!

by tayza June 13, 2008

Geiser

Geiser, a guy with super ejaculatory powers and elite swimmers. Makes babies with his lady anytime he wants.

With a name like Geiser, dudes pullout game is weak. His Ol' Lady is pregnant AF!!

by PixieR6 June 5, 2019

Slizz on the Goose

To get weird, normally involving lots of alcohol and sloppy hook-ups. Normally invoking dance moves and fist pumps.

"Hey man, you look like you're ready to party!"

"Yup, time to go 'Slizz on the Goose!'"

by levinlaw January 24, 2011

like crap through a goose

something easily accomplished

simply, effortlessly Patton ran over Rommel like crap through a goose

by mudnducs September 16, 2013

goiter

Typically a female housemate who without cause upsets fellow housemates with constant whinging. The goiter is always the victim regardless of consequence. A goiter lives in a constant state of depression and solitude, their depression is compounded by intercourse with as many as 1 to 2 randoms every weekend in her search for love. A female goiter enjoys detailing in graphic detail to female housemates vaginal problems postcoital with said randoms. Partying with a goiter should be avoided at all costs for fear of ruining your own fun.

"Oh my god, she is such a goiter!", "Fucking goiter!", "Goiter!"

by Ezascanbe July 29, 2005

goive

noun,
to be a goive
means a no-one or irrelavant person

Ivor Biggun is a goive

by Goivetoyourmum April 19, 2006