goatfuck

Derogatory adjective describing remote, primitive, or chaotic location; probably an insinuation regarding the perceived sexual practices of the locals.

"Did you hear, John was sent out to the middle of the Gobi desert with his work? That's a real goatfuck posting"

by goatfuck January 8, 2008

Goat Busters

Goat Busters are an assortment of Southern white Anglo-americans who chew tabacky and rape/sodomize goats across the landscape.

Phred: WTF HAPPENED here? It looks like the livestock got hit by a tornado!!! Who ya gonna call?

Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!

I ain't fraid a no goats.....

by Jacques Asse August 5, 2009

Goat choke

Goat choke: To have anal sex with a girl while she is reverse cowgirl upside-down screaming like a Billy goat while you choke her. Mainly if the female is rockabilly or has tattoos.

I was gonna goat choke this babe I picked up from the bar last night but I got to drunk. I rockabilly goat chocked this babe I met at the stray cats concert. She really into it.

by Shane Woodabin June 29, 2010

goat

A Pontiac GTO, particularly the '62-'70 models (the best-selling pure muscle car of all time). A meeting of GTO owners at the track was often referred to as "a gathering of the Goats."

by ShotgunEd May 1, 2003

goathammer

an invisible deadly weapon...aka spare dick

u just got hit with a goathammer

by goatstroker September 30, 2009

Goateyed

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011

Goat poon

Goat pussy

I really want some goat poon

by Poon slayer6969 October 28, 2016