Gentlemans Lunch

Having sex with a daughter and mum in the same night. It does not have to be at the same time. Walking from the daughters room into the mums room is generally where it starts.

I had sex with my girlfriend and her mum asked if I would pleasure her after I was finished. I had a gentlemans lunch :)

by bookert13 July 1, 2011

gentleman

Current definition: A polite man.
Original definition: A man who doesn't work for a living, polite to his peers only because he has to be.

Lord Fopington was a gentleman in the original sense of the word. His days were spent fox hunting, abusing his servants and inbreeding.

by Luke B February 24, 2013

gentleman

A person who is eminently capable of playing bagpipes, but for obvious reasons of taste, sensibility and the ongoing good of all mankind deigns not to.

"I just found out that Jim can play bagpipes, but he never does - what an absolute gentleman!"

by digthetripe April 8, 2015

Gentleman

One who can play drums, but chooses not to.

"That James next door is a true gentleman: He has a huge drum kit, but never plays"

by hu dat August 3, 2012

gentleman and scholar

A term of jest between military and other like groups when a guy is getting too political.

I think trump might be legit.

Why sir I tell you your a "gentleman and scholar."

by Delta6 July 14, 2017

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.

Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"

by DieZelBag August 13, 2015

gentlemans agreement

An agreement set in place between the gentlemen of the second floor. This agreements calls for no dookage within the east bathroom of said floor.

The gentlemans agreement must be called when the catcher is calling for a duece. This is for the greater good of the second floor.

"Hey Brian, you taking a shit AGAIN"

"If you break the gentlemans agreement again you WILL eat your own shit."

by big balls May 6, 2005