guitar hero

A simulatory game that is played on your game system using a game paddel that is in the shape of a guitar, has five buttons (called fret buttons) and a flipper that is supposed to represent all six strings in one! sounds pretty cool huh? well guess what if you have the time to dick around learning to play shit on that, that doesnt even MATCH the song, then just buy a fuckin guitar for $100 instead of the game and learn how to play that instead.

nOOb to guitar hero: WTF why dont I just run home and get my guitar so we can play a real song Mike
Guitar hero junkie: uh, duh, but we have everything that we need to play REAL guitar on my PS2!
nOOb to guitar hero: faggot..

by James TH April 8, 2007

guitar galin'

When you are sitting around listening to your man playing the guitar and you silently wish you could play that damn good.

Girl last night I was guitar galin' it out like a rockstar.

by KatieRed October 19, 2007

GuitarHeroFace

When your completely lifeless
staring at the TV screen blankly with your mouth open
completely unaware of your surroundings

Bob: Jim! Snap out of it, you have your guitarheroface on again

Jim: Huh?! What!? Ohhh.

by Trojan_Freshgirl May 22, 2009

Guitarded

The severe inability to learn to play a guitar.

Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.

by Tom Drye June 3, 2009

Guitass

Bass guitar, played by those who do not own a bass guitar. It is played by playing on only the E and A strings on a guitar.

Guy #1: "Hey, man, can I play your bass?"

Guy #2: "Nah, man, I lost it. All I got is my guitar."

Guy #1: "Then how you been practicing?"

Guy #2: "I've been playing guitass!"

by NoahTheSlash April 2, 2010

Norwegian Guitar God

When one partner takes the inner part of their elbow and use to jack off their partner.

My girlfriend gave me a Norwegian guitar god last night it scabbed my dick.

by Madskittlezzz January 9, 2010

Guitar Hero Herpes

When someone plays guitar hero so much that they get blisters all over their hands that resemble herpes.

Guy 1:Yo Bro I got Five stars on Jordan on expert.
Guy 2:Ew Bro have Guitar Hero Herpes from trying so hard. How long did it take you to beat it?
Guy 1: Five months
Guy 2: Yo im not your Bro anymore your just a faggot

by JaHizzle September 21, 2007