by SuperFunnyThomas May 27, 2018
Get the FuturisticBagel mug.Futoni: a word you say instead of Fuck. It takes after the furniture piece, the futon and she only be used in the rarest of circumstances, or when something is really messed up.
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by Doodlerzs August 16, 2014
Get the past future mug.Future is a term (adj.) to describe a something style, taste and languag as ahead of its time. Most commonly associated with a person who is eccentric or doesn't go with the flow, yet maintains their acceptance by society as cool.
by B.U.S.B.Y June 4, 2008
Get the Future mug.21st century American art movement finding roots in Louis XV-era painting and architecture, as well as Trapper Keeper art of the 1980s and 1990's. All paintings include your dad. Generally speaking, the movement is characterized by whimsical images of father/son interactions in romantic settings, nestled amidst floating metal cubes, pegasi made out of fire, and Lamborghinis.
Guy: "I love this painting of George Bush and George Bush eating scones next to the light-bike track. What do you call this?"
Fella: "That's a flawless example of the future-father Neo Rococo movement. Dumbass."
Fella: "That's a flawless example of the future-father Neo Rococo movement. Dumbass."
by Scrumptious Scum Sandwich May 15, 2008
Get the Future-Father Neo Rococo Movement mug.A belt that is too small to fit around your waist, even after sucking in and squeezing it around your super-fat love handles.
Rachel was going to wear that silver belt I lent her, but after struggling with it for ten minutes she decided that it was a futility belt and wore the brown one instead.
by SuperKate April 26, 2009
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