flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

flint rock

If you are gambling with friends at a party and someone throws out coins instead of dollar bills, you call that flint rocks.

Man, get those flint rocks out of here.

by Slew dog January 17, 2018

Flindipidus

When someone tells a story riddled with conjecture, assumptions, appeal to false authority, and a general lack of facts

I was talking to my friend, but I had to walk away because of his flindipidus story.

by Sphaghetti noodle krud kutter May 25, 2018

flink

a group of idiots who don't leave their houses

"The fucking flink started shit again"

by bitchimtired April 13, 2018

flink

a group of twelve or more cows

"look at that motherfucking flink!"

by sammish April 13, 2018

Flinthur

It is the feeling of getting emotionally punched in the face.

I just got through algebra II and I got a case of flinthur.

by Mr. Friz September 20, 2018

Flingleberry

When you have a loose dingleberry but don't realize it, so you wipe quickly from front to back and fling it onto the toilet seat cover

After i had that aggressive shit and wiped, I wanted to rest, so naturally I leaned back agaisnt the toilet and felt the awful squish of an unknown flingleberry against my back.

by samthesailorman January 6, 2019