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When you have a loose dingleberry but don't realize it, so you wipe quickly from front to back and fling it onto the toilet seat cover
After i had that aggressive shit and wiped, I wanted to rest, so naturally I leaned back agaisnt the toilet and felt the awful squish of an unknown flingleberry against my back.
by samthesailorman January 6, 2019
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