brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016

Five head

Someone who is blessed with having an exceptionally large fore head.

That ant mcpartlain from ant and dec has a canny five head you could show a movie on it.

by Drydentested5 September 5, 2013

Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.

I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.

by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012

Five Guys

It’s where Five guys Fuck you At once

Omg Eddie took a Five Guys Today.

by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023

Five Hit

Another way of saying shit.

“Boys, be right back, I gotta go do a Five Hit”

by Phraseking34 January 16, 2020

five to the eye

A slap to the face or punch in the eye.

When he asked for her digits, she gave him five to the eye.

by mousepole June 26, 2010

five-facer

A fivefacer is someone who is not only two-faced, fake, and or a backstabber but all of the above and then some...ect.

Man that girl is so fake she acts different with each and every person. She's such a five-facer.

by susanahanson662 May 2, 2020