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Bruce Factor

The Bruce Factor: The amount of friends you have is directly proportional to how slutty one can be.

The more friends you have, the more promiscuous you can be without people hating on you.
This girl has no friends but sucks everyone's dick. No one really likes her.

One would do well to heed the Bruce Factor.
by Didier Drogbro May 1, 2011
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ass factor

The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.
If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).

If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009
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care factor

A term associated with one's ability to care about a certain situation.
Kiss ass: "Ray, my supervisor said that those reports you did will have to be resubmitted for approval."

Ray: "My Care Factor reads 3 point 2."
by yellercap May 14, 2005
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Vagility Factor

(n.) Used by women to indicate the quality and quantity of attractive men at a given place during a specific period. 2. measure of vaginal wetness induced by a man.
1. The Vagility Factor at that new night club is highest from 9:00pm through 2:30am.

2. He has a high Vagility Factor in my opinion.
by Ronniucci June 17, 2010
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Hard-On Factor

The hidden purpose of all female fashion and the "beauty industry" that supports it -- namely, to help to generate male erections. Sometimes abbreviated to "the H.O. Factor," it is what some feminists treat with disdain and attempt to subvert by refusing to wear make-up. Every fashion designer, male or female, recognizes its importance, however, as, instinctively, do all heterosexual women.
She: I looooooove the new Chloe collection, especially those floor-length dresses and baggy blouses with long sleeves!
He: But they completely lack the H.O. Factor.
She: The whaaaat??
He: The Hard-On Factor: they are absolutely NOT arousing ... not even a twitch ....
by ring-tailed roarer September 10, 2009
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factorials

Factorials is a common phrase used to agree with something 100%
ex.

Person 1 says: "Martin was smashing the actress who played Pam during the filming of the TV show Martin. Her and Gina both could get it"
Person 2 responds with" " Factorials, they both had a phat ass"
by Dblock13 September 9, 2018
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Factorio

A game which considered by many to be a drug, once you buy and download the game there is no escape,
once you reach yellow science its over. Hell, as soon as you mine the first ore your already hooked, Once you place that furnace...
Its over man
Its over.
"man im so high on factorio rn"
by doomguy24 April 26, 2022
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