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Five Finger Dance

The act of fingering a woman's lady parts with 1 or all fingers. (Usually when the guy is particularly adept at fingering)
Hey bud how did your night turn out with Sally?

Well we didn't bang but I got to show her my legendary Five Finger Dance
by Therandy15 August 12, 2011
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Five finger discount

1.Shoplifting a store 2.Stealing Merchandise from a store
Sam stole all the merchandise from Wal-Mart
by N/A August 14, 2003
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Five-Finger-Death-Punch

The act of reachin' into and ripping out the central female sex organs by inserting 4 fingers into the womens vagina and the thumb of your same hand in the womens ass hole thus equaling 4 in the pink 1 in the stink. Then without hesitation continue to grab squeeze and rip out the vagina, gouch, and asshole area. Then with the removed vagina in hand quikly throw it at her and punch her in the face with your non throwing hand.
Dillon was fingering his girlfriend when he asked for a hand-job. When she denied his request he pulled a Five-Finger-Death-Punch.
by the five finger death punch man September 19, 2009
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five head

1. A very big forehead. Your hair line is very high; most likely in the middle of your head.
2.giving good head; sucking dick
1. Shaye got dat five head!
2."five head wat we want"
by Teeze May 12, 2004
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Five Second Rule

A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.
Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?

Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.
by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011
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five-minute mofo

person who leaves a five minute long message on your answering machine.
your mama is a five minute mofo ,everyday.
by ezekial420 January 28, 2005
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five rider

hell rell, official five rider- hell rell(dip set)
by jimmyjump55555 November 14, 2006
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