Exalt

Act of eating a family sized bag of cheetos while watch hobos wrestle in your front yard.

This Saturday we should Exalt until the sun goes down.

by AkariaYui February 17, 2024

exiledbull

master of many hampters, also known "exiled bully" or "master uwu" is a tsundere and jacked af, be careful not to make him angy or he will call you an npc and Xd you. Do not and i repeat DO NOT mention being broke to him.

You: Omg what are you doing in my house?
Exiledbull: Ey how much spina you got?
You: Wha- whats spina?
Exiledbull: Xd *uppercuts you* ew npc

by Oniruki :3 February 22, 2024

Exist

If you can hit someone with it, it exists.

Throw a rock at your friend, if they get hurt the rock and the person both exist.

"jake threw a rock at me, it does indeed exist"

by lobolge March 25, 2024

Existential Dyslexia

English, Phrase (Philosophical/Medical) Psycological Or Cognitive Pediment created by subconscious bias memory reinforcement and our inability to perceptually grasp the nature of time. A point in life at which you are no longer sure if it is more frightening looking at how far you've come, or imagining ahead to how much farther you may yet have to go. In life you may feel a deep sense of nostalgia for the past for many reasons, one of which may be caused by our brains interplay of; Our subjective "sense of time", the process by which we fabricate memories to order time, and the nature of time relative to ones own personal experiences. Overly disproportionate cognitive biases, becoming so tenuous it balances out, and the fear of an uncertain future vs. reinforcement of positive past memories cancel one another, causing longing for the "good ole days" when in reality they were likely neither as "good" nor as fond as one remembers.

Example
Kenan, "Wow man, I sure do miss Good Burger that was a better time, any day I would gladly go back."
Kel, " Actually the past was terrible, I think you may have EXISTENTIAL DYSLEXIA, you are only seeing the good parts in your mind because we tend to reinforce the fond memories, and the future always has a potential for uncertainty which carries implicit fear of the unknown."
Kenan "Wow, Kel, you may be right, I never knew you were this intelligent..."
Kel "Huh? Oh yea... WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER! HOW MAY I GIVE YOU YOUR GOOD BURGER??!"

by JMorrow March 30, 2024

Existential Crisis Man

A man who is having an existential crisis.

bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

ExileLord

A popular charter for Guitar Hero and Clone Hero, famous for his ridiculously hard “Soulless” series of charts. Also known for charts like “Obsidian”, “Minds of the Mad”, “Epidox”, and “Speed Test”.

“Yo, I’m working on a remix of ExileLord’s Soulless 4!”

“Get your own ideas.”

by AquarianUnleashed June 14, 2024

Exile

To send someone away temporarily, usually roommates or company, so you can have private time with a girl.

Guys, Exile tonight at 08:30pm

by Blackkflagg July 3, 2024