The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.
Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.
by Rich Hersh February 28, 2024
by Dragonfy January 11, 2016
When you move too quickly in a relationship and develop emotions towards the other person too quickly
"Wow, Jessie's already calling them her girlfriend, thats pretty intense"
"Yeah, they definitely hitched an emotional UHaul, its only been two weeks since they met"
"Yeah, they definitely hitched an emotional UHaul, its only been two weeks since they met"
by E31ly November 30, 2022
EMOTION-XXXXXXX is a hypothetical emotional state where if a human were to feel every single possible emotion all at once some how, not one after another, all of the emotions exactly being felt at once. if their brain could process it smoothly without being overwhelmed, and WITHOUT sensory overload, and without ANY difficulties of the humans brain proccessing it, and proccessing them all and smoothing them all out into one single emotion composed of every single possible emotion? remember this is all hypothetical. he mixture of emotions could cause a variety of effects, ranging from euphoria to extreme anxiety. The strong intensity of the emotions could also cause physical effects, such as dizziness, heart palpitations, and increased respiratory rate. It is possible that the human would reach a state of transcendent peace, where they are able to truly understand and experience all the emotions at once and achieve a state of ultimate enlightenment.
by Kriscrimsonwood September 01, 2023
Craig: My bro was really difficult to deal with these holidays, he could not stop nagging my kids and noticing how dirty my bathroom was.
Leanne: Ya, he gets being critical from his mom, it is his Emotional Hand-Me-Down. Also, your bathroom is ALWAYS incredibly clean.
Craig: Preach
Leanne: Ya, he gets being critical from his mom, it is his Emotional Hand-Me-Down. Also, your bathroom is ALWAYS incredibly clean.
Craig: Preach
by Mike109999 April 27, 2025