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douche ex machina

The guy who enters the room while you're watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Guy 1: Hey you watching a movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
by bry814 September 30, 2010
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National Ex Day

Call, text, or see your ex on National Ex Day.
by justdoitbro June 6, 2020
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my ex gf.com

An internet website where ugly loser guys who get dumped by totally hot girls can post as many sex videos and naked pictures of their ex girlfriend for revenge as much as they want.
Guy 1: Dude! I just posted all of my ex gf's naked pics on my ex gf.com! Revenge is SWEET!

Guy #2: ...You are SUCH a loser. No wonder she dumped your ugly ass.
by C_o_l_a September 20, 2010
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fed-ex

Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.
Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!
by dakota cougarette November 29, 2006
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America's Crazy Ex

Another term for the defeated ex-President, Donald Trump. Like a crazy ex who cannot handle rejection, he keeps talking about it, blaming others and stirring up trouble. The term was coined by Michael Fanone, the DC cop who was nearly killed by the violent mob at the Capitol January 6.
Diaper Donald Trump has earned the title, 'America's Crazy Ex' for incessantly attacking those who rejected him in the 2020 Presidential Election. The DOJ needs to place a retraining order on this lunatic.
by LaughingAloud February 1, 2022
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Deus Ex

Deus Ex is the best pc shooter game second one sux but first owns cept fer all the lag on multyplay but all games have lag... DEUS EX owns you and yer mom
by I Own you March 17, 2005
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National ex day

This day takes place in 4 October you have to say a sentence to your ex girlfriend or boyfrind and it must be nice it must be in real life
Ellie:oh no it’s national ex day
Samantha:exciting
by Verjamid October 1, 2018
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