crusty dusty hoofs

Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!

Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!

by Queen of the underworld November 18, 2021

Kendall Duffy

A small little girl who can dissapear easily, however, can be the most loyal companion on planet earth. Kendall Duffys are commonly addicted to eating raw meat and watching camels race. Kendall Duffys can possibly be vampires but can also be the worst things you will encounter in your nightmares.

Wow. This sandwich tastes like a Kendall Duffy sunny side up. Lord help me, my throat is closing.

by Sewerdweller April 8, 2022

call of duty

The game your are pretty much forced to get every year because all of your friends have it and you don't want to be the only one who doesn't have it.

Person 1: Hey man I got the new call of duty the other day
Person 2: That's cool, I'm not gonna get it though
Person 1: WHAT NO EVERY ONE ELSE HAS IT! YOU WILL BUY IT TODAY OR WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!

by growlithe1234 June 23, 2015

Call of Duty

A game where every 12 year old has fucked your mom.

Random 12 year old: You suck at Call of Duty, just like your mom sucked my dick

by GingerPuff December 27, 2015

Call of Duty: Infinite Warefare

JETPACKS, EXPLOSIVE THROWING KNIVES, LASTER GUNS, EXPLOSIONS, MORE EXPLOSIONS!

Synonyms: Call of Duty Black Ops 3 Call of Duty Spooceman warefar.

Person 1 "Whats that new game?"

Person 2 "Uhhh... Call of Duty: Infinite Warefare."

Person 1 "FUUUU-"

*evrything dies.*

by Triotic November 20, 2016

Posiedon's ball duty

The act of receiving the brunt posiedon's kiss primarily with one's balls. Often a side effect of constipation

Bro #1: Dude, I ate too many bananas yesterday and this morning experienced posiedon's ball duty!
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...

by John Dictionary January 20, 2019

Took a duffy

To take a play off, fail to perform given responsibilities especially in position-based team sports but extending to responsibilities given in a greater team setting.

The linebacker took a duffy on that last play, allowing the offense to score.

Janet took a fucking duffy this morning and failed to bring in the donuts, depriving the marketing team of a shared diabetic experience.

by Ned's Little Brother June 29, 2019