A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.
If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.
by yoitsashlee February 14, 2007

by anal seepage August 8, 2006

by MeganDee. March 29, 2007

Person : I wish I had a sweet refreshing drink after a days of hard work....
THE Dr. Pepper : *hands you a dr. pepper* it's the sweet one!
Person : Hey thanks! Wait.. HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE? Eh, doesn't matter right now *sips dr. pepper*
THE Dr. Pepper : *hands you a dr. pepper* it's the sweet one!
Person : Hey thanks! Wait.. HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE? Eh, doesn't matter right now *sips dr. pepper*
by micxtz May 5, 2021

A Doctor known for performing Pornographic Masturbating in front of his Clients. He might like Sex Toys.
by CarlFilip19 March 25, 2018

Dr. DAP
Ben Shapiro posted a comment attempting to pick apart Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's "WAP" song.
Oh, man, what did Dr. DAP have to say this time?
Ben Shapiro posted a comment attempting to pick apart Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's "WAP" song.
Oh, man, what did Dr. DAP have to say this time?
by Some Jumpy Weirdo December 21, 2020
