The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.
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People who go on to a site and bitch and moan about dumb shit like people wearing hats backwards like a douchebag.
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Doublebacking is a method by which the ass is wiped in a 2 stroke motion,the first pass is to get the ass about 80% fecal free and the return stroke is wipe clean any residue and stains left behind due to soft stool
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