scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?

Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010

Muff diving

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

dumpster diving

to eat out an asshole

Dude, this chick is so nasty she was dumpster diving with like 4 different dudes last night.

by DaTrick October 17, 2007

scuba diving

the art of diving in the muff

"andrew put on his flip flops and snorkel and dove into kaylas muff

by dan November 25, 2003

divine number

The divine number is 1.604, Leonardo Da Vinci used this number to paint the Mona Lisa, but the first time he made the painting, her right side of the forehead was bigger, so he had to do it all over again, therefore showing that the Mona Lisa that is kept is not the original painting.

Leonardo painted the Mona Lisa with the divine number, the divine number is also used for many other things of which i choose not to discuss.

by Brandon Harripersaud May 1, 2006

cranium diving

when a male inserts his penis up a woman/mans nose diving into the brain causing instant death, or just a slight tickle

dude, this bitch's pussy was sour last night so i went cranium diving on her ass

by Andrew Kidd-Cooper September 15, 2008

divine comedy

a trick played by God on man; divine joke.

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

divine joke, twist of fate, misfortune, good luck, bonanza

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2011