weapons of minor destruction

The only thing we can actually find in Iraq-- a couple of grenades, some guns, and a few fireworks.

Bush: "We succeeded in our goal of finding Weapons of Minor Destruction... what? Mass destruction... err, when did I say that?" *Shifty eyed Bush*

by Airwalker October 2, 2003

Destroyer

A sexual move where the male counter part inserts all his fingers except his thumb into the female vaginal area. The thumb can be used to finger the clitoris.

Dude guess what... I just used the destroyer on Brooke M last night. She was moaning soo hard

by PACO-PACO March 26, 2010

Destiny

Bungie's upcoming sci-fi open world FPS game.

Moron: Destiny looks boring doesn't get the hype at all!

Me: Suck it!

by S3cti0n 8 July 22, 2014

Destin

Much like a drunken night topped off with taco bell always a good decision at the time, but boy does your ass hurt the next morning.

Guy 1: Dude why are you walking like that?
Guy 2: Ended up pullin a Destin last night
Guy 1: Oh... Ok

by MidgeMidge February 6, 2010

Destitude

A wombo combo of Destiny and Attitude. You must have the right attitude to control your destiny.

If one has destitude they have the key to unlocking the vast universe.

by Stock Talk October 28, 2014

weapons of mass destruction

A loose term used to ambiguously declare war on oil-rich nations so George W. Bush can become the universal owner of all oil wells existing on the face of the earth.

Otherwise known as the bullshit we're told exists in order to destroy a nation so my buddy at Halliburton can make millions rebuilding it.

Come on. Do I really need to give one?

by globalgirl November 6, 2003

Weapons Of Ass Destruction

What u have to do is go to ur family doctor and get perscribed to urself viagra. Take the viagra so u have a raging boner for up to 4 hours. Then get numerous paint cans, all different colors. Then paint ur penis to resemble a Nuclear Missile. Hide in a closet near a bathroom when a female (or male , whatever u gay dudes want) is takin a shower and prepare urself. When she walks out sneak behind her and ram ur gigantic artifical wang and shove it her ass unexpectedly. While completely this yell "BAAAMMMMMMMM!!!" just like a nuke.

"im going to use my Weapons Of Ass Destruction."

by Josh Panz February 11, 2005