worst definition

This is the worst definition on UD.com

Others come close, very close, but since the name of the definition is "worst definition" it is the worst definition.

Yeah, the worst definition on Urban Dictionary is worst definition. It is so lame!

by Mohammed April 5, 2005

chuck norris:the only definition

chuck norris is a texanic goatfucking foreskinamputated bigoted bruce lee imitator and wanna be ninja, he kills people with his cock and scares animals with his pubic hair, his fav food is bear shit and he likes fish sperm to drink, some people think he is idiot but he is only a hilly billy idiot with a fake gun so he can pretend to be a ranger, while rangering he fucks cows and rapes pigs,he was married to 60 chimps in his life and bigfoots r his offspring, he built little boy bomb with 12 kt and after all ppl died in hiroshima he ate them all and became godzilla and started to kill people by raping them, he now is is an allah that is worshipped by arabs and he invented pig languages like arabic

chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden

loser: chuck norris can suck my cock
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches

by chuck norris is a pussy May 19, 2010

forbidden definitions

The worst idea this site has ever came up with. Some forbidden definitions are:

cunt
Salman Rushdie
Good Charlotte
anything with a website copied from the address bar

Although some forbidden definitions are arguable. And my second best definition is Salman Rushdie and it never came on. It's just lucky I don't delete my urbandictionary emails until they come on.

by dref said right July 3, 2004

brown eyed deception

This is when your doing a girl in her ass and when ur dick is in her ass she accidentally squeezes a shit white get massed up on your dick. Thus her brown eye decepted you. It is usually an accident not purposely done.

Last Friday I was doing Sherly and I thought she would be a good fuck but all the sudden she gave me a brown eyed deception, man i was pissed.

by Tylerr from vegas May 24, 2007

Defetion

To be defeated in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Tim: So how did that game go Slater?
Slater: Total defetion

by Jim "The Dangle" Johnston January 9, 2010

detention

an annoying ass place you go to when your teachers dont like you or your just plain out reterted

justin, u have detention

by hbjhb,jbhjkbhbhjvjygjbygyugyug March 1, 2018

defenition

this word

defenition

by hamtrer March 20, 2022