To dead hard past the killer but fail 99% of the time and just end up on the ground exhausted.
"Just dead hard better" - Ruby
"Just dead hard better" - Ruby
I dead harded past my divorce but now my wife is calling the IRS for my tax fraud.
Thomas said "just dead hard hard through the killer" and so I ended up on the floor.
Thomas said "just dead hard hard through the killer" and so I ended up on the floor.
by flyingpepegaweevil July 24, 2021
Dead Peasant Policy: a life insurance policy that employers can own as the beneficiary in case their employee dies.
This immoral and unethical practice by many large corporations was unknown to the average American worker until the film maker Michael Moore popularly exposed its existence and wide spread abuse at the turn of the 21st century.
This immoral and unethical practice by many large corporations was unknown to the average American worker until the film maker Michael Moore popularly exposed its existence and wide spread abuse at the turn of the 21st century.
Hey my fields will not get plowed if my peasants suddenly die and my crops rot. I need insurance on my dead peasants. Hey, then I can make even more money if I deny my peasants health care and work them to death.
by SpottedBlueDog October 05, 2009
A name for a person who declines an invitation to a social situation or event, without a valid excuse. Usually occurs when someone is invited out but decides to stay in for the night simply because they are "kind of tired".
Mike: Hey Brad I'm on my way I'll be at your place in 20 mins to start pregaming.
Brad: Where is Will? I thought he said he was coming?
Mike: Nah he is being a dead horse. He decided to stay in by himself and solojerk to Netflix instead. F him
Brad: F it
Brad: Where is Will? I thought he said he was coming?
Mike: Nah he is being a dead horse. He decided to stay in by himself and solojerk to Netflix instead. F him
Brad: F it
by Skydiver November 19, 2014
by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009
When nothing is making any noise. dead silence can be scary or akword so I recomend screaming at the top of your lungs, farting, saying a joke, or dancing in times like these.
dead silence=
paul "..."
steve "..."
Jerry "..."
tucker "..." (tucker starts dancing)
steve "holy shit, look at tucker dance, what a crack head."
paul "..."
steve "..."
Jerry "..."
tucker "..." (tucker starts dancing)
steve "holy shit, look at tucker dance, what a crack head."
by moses x August 04, 2006
guy1: Hey man, you alright. I saw a guy chokeslam another guy on you while you were asleep at the party.
guy2: Oh that happened? I must of had been "dead sleep".
guy2: Oh that happened? I must of had been "dead sleep".
by UnknowableOne April 08, 2016
An alcoholic beverage served to annoying drunks in Northern Texas. It consists of 1 shot of "McCormick Vodka", 1 shot of "Azteca Tequila", 1 cup of warm milk and topped off with a spoonful of pimento cheese and a slice of jalepeno pepper.
DAVE: "Man, your buddy Zack must really be fucked up. That's the second time tonight I've seen him with a "Dead Mexican".
by David A. Lee November 27, 2006