Dorkinese

(dôrk'e-nEz)

- n.
1. The language of dorks (as used by Master Shake to describe Frylock in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 'The Cloning').

2. Any manner of speaking that seems annoying, presumptuous, or absurdly-intellectual.

- adj.
1. Of or relating to a dorky manner of speaking.

'I'm sorry. I'm not fluent in Dorkinese!'

by Jacopo May 23, 2009

Dorkfit

Wild, clumsy and unnecessary overreaction to daily occurrences.

I had such a dorkfit the other day that I could not figure out how to open my front door.

by dorkfitter August 10, 2016

dorkular

(dork-yuh-ler –adjective
Grammar: the superlative of dorky.

1. the condition of being thoroughly, supremely and extremely socially inept, silly, clumsy.
2. not seeking or oblivious to popularity or peer approval.
3. driven by an unusual interest to the point of seeming odd to most everyone else.
4. the highest kind, quality, or order of dork, surpassing all else or others;
5. a state in itself; utmost degree of quirky or bookish nonsocial autonomy.
6. characterized by intelligence-driven single-mindedness that results in social disconnection.
7. comprised of minute compartments or cavities of dorkiness. (portmanteau: dorky & cellular)

"Using paper clips as hair barrettes is dorkular."

"She has a dorkular obsession with words."

"...clueless to what looks cool, totally dorkular."

"There were these dorkular streamers on the bicycle."

"He was wearing dorkular glasses fixed with tape."

by Vanna Bonta January 19, 2008

dorkmuffin

To have the absence of all common thought and to be so dorky one does not deserve to be called a dork, otherwise the word dork alone would not be able to fathom the dorktitude of the person.

"What do you mean you forgot the milk? You are such a dorkmuffin."

by chloeiscoolio March 11, 2009

dorkfail

The collective noun for a group of massively multiplayer online role-playing gamers whose investment in a flawed product is so heavy that they lose all objectivity and sense of humour.

"Did you hear about the MMO that got a richly deserved review of 2/10 leading to a highly amusing collective breakdown on the part of its dorkfail user base?"

by c4r3b34r May 11, 2009

dorkwad

Dorkwad- an extremely dorky person

Oh god, here comes John. What a dorkwad!

by Birdy April 15, 2003

Dorkel Snorkel

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.

She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.

by Dr. O'Brien November 3, 2006