soggy donut

When a group of guys stand around a donut and jack off on it and last one to ejaculate has to eat it!!

Hunter James Kevin and Peter were having a soggy donut and Hunter lost and had to eat it

by jimmy and jack September 28, 2006

deputy donut

An obese police officer or sherrif or any deputy thereof who is restricted from running due to his weight.
~Such a person is sensative to the word donut because he is "trying to lose weight."

Deputy Donut over there caught me smoking pot, but I outran his ass!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

brown leather donut

a reference to how a chicks butt-hole looks like.

i was getting this chick in the brown leather donut

by dick starbuck March 30, 2004

Chicken Donut

every 5 year old's fantasy.

5 year old: I want a chicken donut while playing super nintendo. MMMMMMM.

by The Greatest thing to hit this website since chuck norris facts. May 4, 2006

ham donut

Ham Donuts are an intersting species of donut. They at one point in their life consumed a pig or boar and became infused with the power(and flavor) of ham. These donuts used to be one of the strongest of the donut race, but now they are nearly extint and considered to be a myth.

Have you seen a ham donut?

Those are just a myth!

by Chris Duett September 9, 2007

jam donut

Sexual act involving blood and semen. Shortly before creaming a girl in the face, you land a hard right hook straight in the kisser, preferably breaking her nasal bone in the process. The ensuing geyser of blood makes an ideal accompaniment for your love custard. For best results, make sure to use your hand to mix both together until an even, jam donut-like consistency is attained.

She goes nuts for my jam donuts!

I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.

by Sweaty old man October 15, 2006