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dive

An act of soccer shithousery, which consists in simulating a foul against the "diver". Especially effective in the opponent's penalty box.
"Portugal defender Pepe has put in a contender for most blatant dive of the World Cup, with his Oscar-worthy flop against Morocco last night earning the immediate ire of the internet." (The West Australian, 'All That's Wrong With Football', June 21, 2018)
by sazanlip June 10, 2022
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Dumpster diving

OHOHO So you DID find it? I guess it IS FBI then isn't it? Hello... Mrs Agent?
Hym "Yeah. Somebody went dumpster diving didn't they? Don't throw things away. The trash is the first place they check."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Cluster deep dive these nuts!

The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.
You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker
by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018
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curb diving

John,”How did you bust your lip/ lose your tooth?” Chip “I went curb diving after I left the pub.”
by Prof Paradox March 29, 2024
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info-diving

Diving into a topic and gathering information on said topic to the nth degree, often while forgetting to do basic human tasks like eat. Common with neurodivergent people.
P1: "Did you know elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump?"
P2: "How did you know that?"
P1: "I went info-diving about elephants the other day."
by Skit Tels May 23, 2023
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ploff dive

When somone catches a fart in their mouth and blows into a womens vagina.
"Peter caught a fart in his mouth and blew it into Sandy's vagina giving her a 10/10 Ploff Dive"
by Komang666 February 29, 2020
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