Cum Disposal Unit

Also known as C.D.U, cum dumpster, sperm spittoon, dick drain, seaman sucker, sperm sponge, jizz vessel, nut receptacle, or ejaculatory trajectory receptacle. The art or act of blatantly desiring male seminal fluid in any open orifice of the recipient.

Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”

by Beef_Curtain007 November 7, 2011

100% discount

To get a 100% discount on an item is to steal it, this giving you 100% off list price. Applies both to physically stealing and to media piracy.

I got the 100% discount on this new phone

I can't afford this game, so I got the 100% discount on it.

by Qbou3mT November 27, 2016

Collin Disc

An annoying thing that delivers pizza and knocks on your door asking for cats.

"I really hate how that Collin Disc keeps peering in through my balcony window!"

by Gorbont March 7, 2019

pugs disease

A rare std caused by a person who has had sexual intercourse with a pug, and then transmitted to you.

I heard that girl has pugs disease.

by lil peep b April 25, 2020

Reality Deficit Disorder

A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.

Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.

by Socrates52 August 1, 2011

Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder

A residual mental illness caused by chronic exposure to the high-pitched, pneumatic barking of small dogs belonging to one’s neighbors.

I am slowly but surely getting some distance from this Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder; I’ve noticed a decrease in my hypervigilance to sound since I removed myself from the noisy old neighborhood that was heavily populated by an army of tiny yappers who reacted to every single sound throughout those days and nights.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

Posttraumatic Fuck Disorder

A potentially disabling psychological disorder caused by a tryst fantasized about for a long time but which turns out to be most disappointing if not grotesque.

It took years of in-depth bi-weekly psychotherapy to begin to eradicate my sad and nearly intractable case of disturbing Posttraumatic Fuck Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020