Crotch to crotch ratio 

Dancing (grinding) front to front. Usually occurring at a rave between a girl and a guy.

Chloe: Did you see me and (insert guy's name here) at the rave? WE HAD CROTCH TO CROTCH RATIO!!!

Everyone: Whoa!!! :D

Crotch to crotch ratio by WallabyLovesVF February 23, 2011

crotch monster 

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

crotch monster by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015

crotch rot

When a vagina or penis has a rotten or foul smell, and also leaks a black cottage cheese like substance.

Yo this bitch gave me crotch rot! Now I have to go and have my penis drained 3x a day and I already lost my balls.

My ex boyfriend gave me crotch rot and now my puss smells like a rotting corpse that has been in a sewer for 2 years.

crotch rot by pussycat93 December 26, 2016

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

Crotch crocheting by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

crotch stomp 

The dance that crabs do on your crotchal area while you sleep.

Yo, my crotch stomp kept me up all night.

crotch stomp by gobbledegook October 3, 2007

Crotch Pocket 

The extra bit of material in guys' pants that allows wiggle room for their crotch. The crotch pocket is often evident in guys pants when folded in the middle. Girls' pants often do not have the crotch pocket, which is why guys will have to "tuck it in" when wearing them.

"Dude, these jeans have such a huge crotch pocket. I feel so free."

Crotch Pocket by Rage of Kage May 7, 2008

Crotch Turkey 

When the hair in your crotch feathers out like a turkey

Casey Papabitch has a crotch turkey

Crotch Turkey by King Of OFHS April 23, 2009