Choke stroke

Putting a man into a choke hold from behind while giving him a Violent hand job.

My wife choke stroked me last night. I have mixed feelings..

by Yosuganosora June 9, 2016

Coke-bottle glasses

Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.

Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.

Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

choke yourself out

Similar to choke the shit out of someone, but referenced to someone in particular you really can't stand.

I want to choke the shit out of you, but I don't want to even bother, so go choke yourself out.

by XMOZZAZX June 2, 2008

Russian Chokehold

When you take a mans penis and rap it around his nutsack until it turns blue

Manny gave sal a russian chokehold for eating his cookie

by mannysfat March 14, 2010

coke scale

A digital scale commonly used for weighing drugs, Marijuana, Cocaine, Mushrooms, etc. But can obviously be used for anything. "Coke scale" is a common street term used to describe a hundredth scale. That is a scale that weighs out to the hundredth of a gram. Ex. 0.01 More precise than a traditional scale that weighs to the tenth of a gram "0.1" that is most familiar with weed measurement.

Dude i paid for a half 8th! This shit weighs 1.7, not 1.75 why you jewin' me? get a coke scale dammit!

by Hey sexy Ben Dover October 4, 2009

coke

1. Hard arse stimulant. White powder derived from the Coca plant, native of Sth. America. Very expensive but in small quantities is a fine buzz...

2. Short for Coca Cola - essence of American capitalist pigdog. Made from bumsweat and sugar.

by schteve April 1, 2003

chokeabitch

To strangle a female ususally in frustration to an action or a situation she has created.

Peter: Man, that girl sitting next to me at the bar keeps biting me!

Eamon: There is only one solution: Chokeabitch.

by UWP-Bubbles July 16, 2008