Franklin Creamer

To be beating your meat for awhile then when you are almost done find a turtle and rip it from it’s shell and nut in the shell and then stick it back on using duck tape

I just want to Franklin creamer that Turtel

by That squirrel guy April 13, 2018

Weekend Creamer

Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.

We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.

by Icameupwithit July 11, 2018

milwaukee cream pie

In reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's killings, when a person busts a nut into one's asshole, however they are killed and butchered before it leaves the body. The torso still filled with ejaculate is then frozen in a fridge for later digestion. Thus making a human Boston cream pie, but the name was cleverly changed to Milwaukee as that is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed people.

Jeffrey Dahmer was known for his great Milwaukee Cream Pies.

by Beepboopboppow October 19, 2018

Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Whorema cream pie

Cheater whore trifling hoe skank cunt

My ex is a whorema cream pie. She's the snaggle toothed nasty sour cream that goes down instead of up. A Whorema cream pie will fuck anyone except her husband. A Whorma creme pie will keep her ex's last name and tell everyone he cheated although every neice and nephew knows differently.

by Robbin Robinson March 9, 2019

Cakey Cream

Alter ego for Casey Crane. Usually comes out at high school parties or when he is being extra wild! The dude is a legend and does some crazy shit! And on top of all of it, bro cheated death!

Man, Cakey Cream really knows how to fucking party!

by Too much milk May 20, 2019

Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

by musinon July 2, 2019