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Bat Country

The desert located in between Los Angeles and Las Vagas. If you were to ever take a road trip from L.A to Vegas, the most efficient route would be considered all of "Bat Country".
Let's head on over to fucking Bat Country.
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Counterfuck

The process of fucking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being fucked with.
Dude my girlfriend said I sucked in bed so I counterfucked her by saying her vagina has mucus in it.
by Swagapartacus February 23, 2011
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Country Fuck

Noun. A person, generally male but can be female, who is native or living in the rural South or Plains States who is poorly educated, unsophisticated and demonstrates a general lack of knowledge, national and world events, of current or historical context.

May also be used as an aggressive insult to someone from South or Plains in a decent job or setting that makes error or mistake. Implies that no matter how far removed from their roots or heritage they may be, they are still inferior to the educated, management, middle or upper middle class as well as the rest of society in general.
Def 1. The county fair in Mingo County West Virginia was attended by a veritable bouillabaisse of backwards-assed country fucks on parade.

Def 2. After Private Jackson, a native of Oklahoma, had set the officer's tent on fire while trying to refuel the space heater, Sgt. Wilhemsen confronted the Private in an aggressive, angry and loud manner shouting: "Private, you have got to be be the stupidest Country Fuck in this man's Army. Food, like oxygen is wasted on you!"
by A Buckeye in New Hampshire August 19, 2010
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Cross Country Running

The sport of getting chased by, or more oftentimes chasing after, sweaty Kenyans.
Cross Country running is a great way to improve your heart, lungs, and legs.
by ssaa.natrrra. February 6, 2012
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country gravy

ejaculatory fluid from a male's testes.
That ho really had to work my swingin' steak at the danglin' diner, to get her serving of two balled country gravy.
by EH of HB November 27, 2007
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Cross Country

A sport where it's athlete doesn't have to try to degrade other sports so that they can feel good about the miniscule and mediocre work they do and call it a sport.

Quite frankly the ultimate sport.
Soccer Player: You don't do anything in cross country it requires no skill
Runner: Sure *goes and sprints mile intervals for 2 hours*
Soccer Player: I try to degrade other sports because I know soccer isn't a sport
Soccer Player 2: Dude your dick is tiny
Soccer Player: That's because I don't do a real sport
by ARealAthlete October 20, 2010
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counterfart

When you hear someone near you fart and you blast out a much louder and more powerful fart in retaliation.
You walk in to wake your son up in the morning and hear him fart....you blast out the counterfart in return....son laughs "Ah Dad you won with that counterfart!"
by Vinny Liggio February 8, 2009
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