cooter scootin

Driving around looking for women

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

by goiterbomber April 13, 2014

Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021

country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky

That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car

by Country Cooter May 15, 2018

Boot cut cooter

A boot cut cooter is when she’s ran thru and she isn’t tight only wider . Just like boot cut

Rebecca says: Drinking ain’t cute.

Johnny says: neither is that boot cut cooter you got honey stfu

by BigCoochieDestroyer November 24, 2024

Cooter

A stanky bitch. She be sleeping with everybody and be giving AIDS to yo dad. Did I mention she got AIDS?

Homie: yo she cute asf

Me: nah bruh she a lil cooter

Homie: shit... fuck it a holes a hole

by Lord Squilliam III January 8, 2020

cooter joover

The act of a man sucking aggressively on the vaginal opening during oral intercorse

'Yeah man i rocked her world last night i gave her the cooter joover

by Jenry .C. Joover September 18, 2021

Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.

I love eating her costco cooter

by Costco Cooter June 9, 2024