Chromodome

When shawty low key retarded and goin down on you.

Man that girl from the sped class gave crazy chromodome!

by Mytypeisspeds December 14, 2023

Chromadome

Your headtop in a disrespectful way regarding to anything that embarrasses you head on

He dunk the ball off his chromadome

by Ihoopalot247 December 14, 2023

Chromebook

A great laptop anyone can use. It costs near nothing and has a linux subsystem inside! It can do usual computing, and even games, if you want it to! Kids love chromebooks, and the only people who dont like them are those who want to watch inappropriate things in class, game or cheat during tests.

Mum - I got you a laptop honey!

Daughter - Wow! Its a chromebook! I can use gmail on it and it wont crash at all =

by chromebooky December 16, 2023

Chrome Time

Having or had too much time with a certain person.

Freind: we’re still with josh?
You: yea , too much chrome time he’s pissing me off

by Fart eater 10480 January 6, 2024

Chromatose

Blend of word 'Comatose' and 'Chrome'. When the colors are so dense in artwork, GUI's or report chart, that you can no longer distinguish there difference between the elements - the thing you're looking at is a confusing colorful mess.

When solving Sudoku and using Basic Coloring, the act of overusing of different colored sets to the point where you become confused which set is which, that state of confusion is Chromatose. Virtually any AoE2 minimap with 8 or more players induces Chromatose. Staring at "No. 5, 1948" may induce Chromatose, especially when you think how much it is worth.

by Unocuous January 11, 2024

chromoloads

A lesser known chromosome related condition. Genetically similar to down syndrome, someone with chromoloads has 7 more chromosomes often not appearing physically but has significant effects on their brain chemistry.

Some of the common effects of the condition:
> inability to comprehend words longer than 5 letters
> inability to differentiate truth from lie with any media source
> high stubbornness to continue to believe the first thing they were told, regardless of supporting evidence or lack thereof

> crippling stupidity
> tiny muscles

Jim: 'What's wrong with him, is he just inherently retarded?'
John: 'Don't be so mean, he has chromoloads.'

by Stickydragon January 17, 2024

Chroming

The act of stimulating one’s genitals, in such a pleasurable fashion, that the “juices” cover said body part. Emulating a “chrome” design. A chrome/chroming session is the proper use.

Luke: “Dude it felt so good last night”
Sebastian: “What do you mean, didn’t you just cum like normal?”
Luke: “No dude it covered my dick bro it was that much! It was a an epic chroming session”

by CrackHead007 January 24, 2024