Calquat

A Calquat, is a yellow bitter fruit, which is commonly compared to People with the name of Ben.

Calquats are usually round, big headed, and difficult to burst open.

The juices found inside are capable of producing young. and must not be swallowed.

...Unless your name is ben..

Ben Dropped the Calquat on the floor. The Calquat was pretty sick anyway. its too bitter.

by 7/7 Pie December 2, 2009

Do some Calculus

To suck dick

Hey baby, why don't we go back to my place and you can do some calculus

by TheLoneSaiyan June 3, 2010

Calkurus

This word was originally derived by Dr. Shih from the ancient neanderthalian root words Cal - Kar- Oos, meaning "Out of sync shit carburetor carburetor". However, today the meaning of the word is thought to resemble that of calculus.

"Class, today we have to dou two homeworks tree and four. We no need to get behind for the Calkurus exam May. Homeworks quiz tomorrow on one and too"

by Scott October 19, 2004

Calculatorist

In a way "racist" towards calculators of a certain type

This is a Calculatorist club. TI84 not allowed

by Mathwizman1112 November 12, 2010

calcucator

A tool that is useful for giving you the realistic amount of cats you can afford.

Amy wanted seven cats but her calcucator only promised her two.

by scubadube the way 2 your heart May 5, 2015

Calum Barry

A fat and ugly freak that no one likes and is very insecure and is clinically depressed and wants to buy someone something but they refuse and it’s annoying them

Person1: err that’s Calum Barry
Person2: yeah I know he’s a freak

by Freak no one likes June 9, 2019

Callum

Callum normally a hidious human you will ever see

He likes to hang arond with 11 year old girls and boys mostly

He lost his virginity to a ferrit and some how have the ferrite aids
Now callum is sleeping in my sisters basement with a camera in my sisters room.
If you see a callum run and scream.

Callum "callum is such a ferritfucker"

by Feritfucker July 12, 2019