Caps lazy

The failure to capitalize letters in emails and letters due to the fact that you are used to your smart phone doing it for you.

I have become caps lazy when typing emails to my boss and is beginning to think that my use of syntax is that of someone from Arkansas.

by The Commish of Brookside January 7, 2016

king of cap

when someone lies so much to the point where you can not differ truth from false.

Person 1: Bro you friends with Chad
Person 2: That dude lie so much he must be the king of cap .

by CoochieObtainer November 28, 2019

Pappy cap

A camper shell for a truck bed, usually owned by older men

I can haul so many things in my truck bed now that I have a pappy cap.

by Betterdefinition January 13, 2020

CAPS LOCK

CAPS LOCK IS THE ONE BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD THAT WONT WORK IN FACT ITS STUCK IN ALL CAPS AND I HATE IT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK I AM SCREAMING THEIR ASS OFF ON THE INTERNET. MY GOD DAMN ENGLISH TEACHER GAVE ME A 75 ON MY PERFECT ESSAY BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALL CAPS I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT HAPPENED AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!

CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON CAPS!!!

by Not a legend 27 February 24, 2020

Tap the cap

The process of tapping your toe against someone else's knee cap in the intent to turn them on.

Hey sexy, can I tap the cap?

by CooganmerINC June 24, 2017

Salary-cap

Describes the limit of side hoes you can have. When you hit the salary-cap you have reached the limit of girls you can handle at the same time. To make room for a new hoe you have to dump one, also refereed to as freeing up cap space.

Linus: Are you trying to hit that?

Andrew: I wish but I already hit my salary-cap. I need to free up some cap space before I am able to take on a contract that big.

by BigThing69 October 30, 2019

Douche cap

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.

"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."

by shadded June 28, 2013